all i want is a chicken sandwhich!

so today I went to a cute little deli here... sometimes things are just too confusing for their own good! here's how it went down:
it's a create your own sandwich thing. and i noticed there were 2 kinds of chicken - roasted or smoked. i said to my friends, "wonder what the difference is? ... maybe that they have one and not the other, haha". so one of my friends asked for roasted chicken, "ohh madam, we do not have." ohh ok, smoked chicken. ok yes. she had to try really hard not to laugh!
well then i ordered a roasted chicken sandwich on panini bread, with cucumbers and tomatoes, wanted added parmesean cheese, and caesar dressing on the side.
Waitress: ohh ok so that's roasted chicken and paneer? you want 2 sandwiches? both non-veg and veg?
Me: no, 1 sandwich, chicken, ohh on panini bread
Waitress: ok yes with tomatoes and black olives?
Me: no with tomatoes and cucumbers
Watiress: well caesar only goes on salads. you want a salad?
Me: no i just want caesar dressing on the side of my sandwich.
Watiress: ohh i can't do that, it's only for salads.
Me: yes you can, i promise!

so what i ended up with was a roasted chicken sandwich on panini bread with tomatoes and cucumbers, no parmesean cheese, ohh and we couldn't do caesar but we put 1000 island dressing on there.
ohh wonderful, thanks. smile. bobble =)